Sex :

"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love" - Woody Allen

Selected Sex Jokes :

1. Better Than Viagra ( Rating: 4.00 Votes: 47 )

2. Legs Up For Jesus ( Rating: 3.89 Votes: 61 )

Marriage :

"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener" - anon

Selected Jokes About Marriage, Weddings and Matromonial Bliss :

1. Been Caught Cheating ( Rating: 4.00 Votes: 37 )

2. Golfing With Cows ( Rating: 3.97 Votes: 105 )