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 Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots.
 One for me and one for my best buddy here."
 
 The bartender says, "You want both drinks now or do you want me to
 wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?"
 
 Rodney says, "Oh, I want them both now. I've got my best buddy in
 my pocket here." With that he pulls out a little 3-inch man from
 his pocket.
 
 The bartender says, "Wow! And you mean to say he can drink that
 much?" 
 
 "Oh, sure. He can drink it all, and then some," the man retorted.
 So the bartender poured the two shots. Sure enough, the little guy
 drinks it all up.
 
 "That's amazing," says the bartender. "What else can he do?
 Can he walk?"
 
 Rodney flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey
 Al, go get that quarter!"
 The little guy runs down to the end of the bar, picks up the
 quarter, and runs back down and gives it to Rodney.
 
 The bartender is totally amazed by this display. "That's amazing,"
 he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"
 
 Rodney looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise in his
 eye and squawks, "Talk? Sure he talks. Hey Al, tell him about that
 time we were in down in Africa on safari and you insulted that
 witch doctor!"

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