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 A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
 exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young woman entered. The man could 
 not take his eyes away from her.
 
 The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked
 directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being
 so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything you want
 me to do, no matter how kinky, for £100, with one condition."
 
 Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
 
 The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to
 do in just three words."
 
 The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his
 wallet from his pocket and counted out five £20 notes, which he
 pressed into the young woman's hand.
 
 He looked deeply into her eyes and slowly said, "Paint my house."

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